The Stuff


Ode to Big Bear

I’m not thinking about you at all

About how we use to stay up late

telling jokes and stories. Having a blast

Not thinking about how you left and never came back

How you broke my two friend’s hearts along with my own

I don’t care that you’re gone and I don’t miss you at all

The silly way you laugh or your big warm hugs


I’ve moved on with my life and things are great.

I have new friends now and I wouldn’t have time for you anyway

But all the same, I just want you to know

There is a tiny place in my heart

next to my favorite Thai place that closed down

that seems to be just your size

if you ever decide to come back.

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Nicki,

Stop reading Cracked.com and do some damn work you whore!!

Sincerely,

Nicki

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Diet check in

Had a Yuengling last night for dinner…..SO diet is going well. 

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Cutest bubbie in all the land

Cutest bubbie in all the land

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I could literally eat cashews and raisins ALL DAY LONG

I could literally eat cashews and raisins ALL DAY LONG

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HAMBURGERS FOR EVERYONE

I seem to be losing “weight” in my butt. It looked smaller than usual today which is bad. I say “weight” because according to my scale I haven’t actually lost any poundage. 

UGH THE HUMANITY 

In other news, I feel poopy. Might be caffeine withdrawal as I haven’t had any coffee today. BIG mistake but I forgot. 

I DONT WANNA DO ANYTHINGGGGGG

Losing weight is really hard. Not eating whatever I please is also really hard. Pizza Hut is now my nemesis. I’ve seen like 20 of those new slider commercials and now that’s all I want. A Pizza Hut slider with sausage. And then maybe a bowl of pasta… TORTELLINI. With a side of mac and cheese. extra cheese. and hotdogs cut up in it. 

I should stop watching TV. I only bring it on myself. 

It’s lunch time anyway…

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Suddenly, Paleo

My detox plan is basically the Paleo diet minus the good stuff. So at least now I know I can go Paleo and not die (my soul maybe, but my body will live on. and on. and on).

I found a recipe for pancakes that don’t include the evil 6 (yes, that is actually the term dailburn uses). HOWEVER Maple syrup and honey are both considered sugar and therefore I will just be eating dry mush cakes. 

If anybody has any bright ideas….

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10 more days of my detox

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Week 1- challenge complete

Only 2 more weeks of detox and three more weeks of tactical training! No weight loss yet but I feel much better, lighter, and energized. I finished 2 and a 3/4 of my cabinet doors and made dinner for the week. Turkey meatballs in homemade marinera sauce. Tastes amazing after a week of indian style chicken.

BAM being productive.

ALSO, I accidentally sent a new dress to my old address and I thought I had lost it but the new tenent actually read my note and called me to pick it up. Decent people still exist! Good weekend. I hope Monday goes easy on me.